Zimbabwe’s President celebrated his birthday – an annual charade
Of a starving and impoverished population there was no regard.
The insuperable Robert Mugabe is now 92 years of age
And a 92 kilo cake was the party’s central stage.

Since independence in 1980 this man has ruled his nation
Zanu PF, fear, white slaughter, utter domination.
Perhaps it’s actually Yorkshire where he’s from;
Mugabe written backwards is, simply, E-ba-gum!